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AP Stylebook

The style manual of a racist organization that recommends capitalizing Black but not white in their publications.

179 Points
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Pipe Bomber

The FBI’s go-to contractor for “domestic terror” events that perfectly frame the right person.

219 Points
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Rule-Based Order

Dictatorship-approved global chaos where the West decides whose sovereignty is to be respected.

267 Points
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Autopen

46th President of the United States.

201 Points
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Influencer

A professional narcissist who has monetized their inability to have a private thought.

130 Points
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Zohran Mamdani

A socialist who found a more effective path than revolution: running for office in the capitalist core to declare it irredeemable.

144 Points
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Paradigm Shift

What a company calls it when they finally catch up to what the rest of the world has been doing for a decade.

135 Points
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Activist Judge

A Democratic Party operative in a black robe, operating a veto-proof, unaccountable super-legislature.

159 Points
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Blockchain

A spectacularly inefficient way to prove you own a JPEG of a monkey, disguised as an economic revolution.

103 Points
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Intern

A renewable energy source that powers the coffee machine and the delusions of middle management.

112 Points
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No Kings

A catchy slogan for boomer democrats, symbolizing their rejection of a single sovereign, which nicely contrasts with their devotion to a curated pantheon of unelected bureaucratic and cultural monarchs.

206 Points
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Trust-Fund Socialist

A revolutionary who’s personally waiting for their inheritance before seizing the means of production.

117 Points
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Harvard

The Mecca of virtue signaling for over-privileged ‘socialist’ kids.

227 Points
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Letitia James

The criminal New York Attorney General who built her fabricated case against Trump on the very crime she was in the process of committing.

170 Points
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3I/ATLAS

The galaxy’s most committed drive-by.

290 Points
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Judicial Activism

The curious practice of interpreting law not by its text, history, or tradition, but by a secret, unwritten appendix that just so happens to align perfectly with the Democratic Party platform.

161 Points
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