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    Replacement Theory

    The demographic shift that’s moved from taboo whisper to public statistic: low native birth rates + high net migration = replacement by numbers, not by conspiracy.

    203 Points

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    Kevin Warsh

    The potential Fed chair who scares the establishment because he might actually stop the money printer instead of worshipping it.

    178 Points

  • 18.9k Views1 Comment

    Blue Origin

    Jeff Bezos’ hobby rocket company that finally sent him to space for 11 minutes so he could come back and tell us he’s “the future” while still charging $200 million for a seat.

    190 Points

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    Revolving Green Door

    The career conveyor belt where Biden officials funnel billions in taxpayer dollars to environmental NGOs during their government tenure, then land six-figure jobs at those same NGOs the moment they leave office.

    221 Points

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    Olympic Rings

    The logo that promises “friendship and peace” but delivers billion-dollar sponsorship deals, athlete exploitation, and host cities left with empty stadiums and debt.

    124 Points

  • 17.7k Views0 Comments

    Learning Center

    The daycare rebrand that lets parents tell themselves they’re not just parking their kid—they’re “enriching their potential” for the low price of a second mortgage.

    172 Points

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    Revolution

    The romanticized upheaval that starts with noble ideals and ends with new tyrants wearing different uniforms and the same old guillotines.

    156 Points

  • 22k Views3 Comments

    Bluesky

    The echo chamber rebrand for collectivists who couldn’t handle free speech: same shadow-bans, same groupthink enforcement, same intolerance, just with a different logo.

    202 Points

  • 24.3k Views4 Comments

    Rainbow Flag

    The symbol that promises diversity but delivers authoritarianism, totalitarianism, and ideological determinism disguised as “acceptance.”

    256 Points

  • 16.7k Views3 Comments

    Margin Call

    The panic button Wall Street hits when your borrowed-money bets go so wrong they threaten to take the broker’s money with them.

    168 Points

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    Wikipedia

    The far-left activism hub that calls itself an encyclopedia but functions as a censorship and narrative-control tool for progressive ideology.

    252 Points

  • 20.1k Views2 Comments

    The Five

    Fox News’ daily shouting match where five people talk over each other so you never have to hear a complete sentence.

    203 Points

  • 18.9k Views3 Comments

    Expedia

    The travel site that bundles flights and hotels so you can overpay for both in one convenient transaction.

    178 Points

  • 19.6k Views3 Comments

    Quality Learing Center

    The Somali-owned daycare scam that turned fake “early childhood education” into a multimillion-dollar fraud machine, billing for ghost students and fake services that didn’t exist.

    199 Points

  • 25.5k Views11 Comments

    Tucker Carlson

    The former Fox News golden boy who turned cable news into a nightly red-pill dispensary, got fired for being too red-pilled, then built his own media empire to keep dropping pills without a corporate leash.

    296 Points

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    SNAP

    Laziness Reward Initiative by the U.S. government, also known as “Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program.”

    296 Points

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    Old Glory

    The red-white-and-blue banner that says “land of the free” while waving over the world’s biggest prison population and military budget.

    202 Points

  • 15.4k Views3 Comments

    TACO

    The Trump Always Chickens Out meme that roasted him for every time he threatened tariffs, deportations, or tough talk, then quietly backed down when the cameras turned off.

    154 Points

  • 21.2k Views4 Comments

    Leaving California

    The quiet exodus of sane people fleeing high taxes, illegal migration, high crime, high housing costs, rolling blackouts, and a governor who smiles while the state burns and businesses bolt.

    214 Points

  • 20.1k Views4 Comments

    Government Shutdown

    The annual political theater where Congress plays chicken with the budget until federal workers get unpaid vacations, national parks become homeless camps, and everyone pretends it’s the other party’s fault.

    190 Points

  • 15.7k Views3 Comments

    Luigi Mangione

    The guy who proved you can graduate from an elite university, hate the healthcare system, and still end up on the FBI’s Most Wanted list in under 30 years.

    146 Points

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    Insurrectionist Federal Judges

    The unelected black-robed tyrants who block presidential policies they dislike, slap nationwide injunctions on executive orders, rewrite laws to fit their ideology, and call it “judicial review” while pretending they’re not running a judicial dictatorship.

    217 Points

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    Artemis II

    NASA’s progressive Moon mission where the diverse crew spends a week circling the Moon taking DEI group photos and comes home without landing.

    188 Points

  • 23.2k Views3 Comments

    SAVE Act

    The citizenship-check bill that seals the no-ID, harvesting, and mystery-box cracks Democrats exploited to “secure” elections their way.

    236 Points

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    Useful Idiots

    The foot soldiers who parrot the talking points, disrupt the streets, and never notice they’re just cannon fodder for people who never risk their own skin.

    181 Points

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    Don Lemon's Arrest

    The federal bust of the former CNN anchor for interfering with a Minnesota church service, violating religious freedom, and proudly instigating riot with a smirk on his face while pretending to cover the story he created.

    191 Points

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    PulteGroup

    The legacy homebuilder that still pretends it’s building “communities” instead of just stamping out beige rectangles on former farmland.

    125 Points

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    Greenland

    The giant ice cube floating between Canada and Iceland that Denmark keeps for sentimental reasons and strategic bragging rights.

    129 Points

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    Pax Americana

    The post-WWII era of “global stability” achieved by turning half the planet into U.S. military gas stations and the other half into debt peons.

    183 Points

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    Color Revolution

    The CIA’s favorite DIY regime-change kit: hand out branded flags, train some youth activists, stir social media outrage, and watch the government fall while pretending it was all “spontaneous people power.”

    179 Points

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    Black Fatigue

    The quiet exhaustion white people feel after years of being told every problem in black communities is caused by “systemic racism” while watching the same patterns repeat: crime stats ignored, excuses endless, entitlement eternal.

    267 Points

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    Donroe Doctrine

    The policy that says the Western Hemisphere is America’s sphere of influence, and anyone who disagrees gets the tariff hammer and the “America First” reminder.

    188 Points
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